MOOD 05 / 06 · EAU DE PARFUM · GENDER-NEUTRAL

Crashout

It is only Wednesday.

£48.00

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Shipping and returns
Pre-orders ship free. Launch orders dispatch from 21 August with UK tracked delivery. Unopened bottles can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Opened fragrance can't be resold, which is exactly why the £15 Discovery Set exists.
How the £15 credit works
Buy the Discovery Set and we email you a single-use £15 code. It works on any full-price 50ml bottle on this site for 30 days. One use, no catches.
Multi-bottle discount
Add two or more bottles and 15% comes off every bottle in the order, automatically, at checkout. It stacks with your £15 set code.
Ingredients
The full ingredient list is printed on every box and published here at launch. The notes below are the smell, not the regulatory list.
Crashout eau de parfum 50ml bottle

The 3-Spray Mood Dial

The only fragrance
you can turn up.

Rain check.

Every scent is designed so you control the strength. One spray whispers. Two carries the room. Three is a decision. Same bottle, three settings.

Rain check.

1 HINT · 2 MOOD · 3 FULL SEND. It's on the bottle for a reason.

Crashout story

The story

Curtains shut at 2pm.
Day lost, not you.

Forty-seven tabs. Cold takeaway. A calendar with everything scribbled out. Warm, sweet and slightly unhinged. Soft rose and burnt sugar over sandalwood. Nothing is on fire. Nothing is getting done either.

You may as well smell incredible while achieving nothing. One tester put it best: the perfume was doing the shouting for them. It apparently smelled amazing on the day the printer broke.

Smells like

If you know, you know.

Burnt sugarSoft roseWarm woodThe 47th tabDo not disturbPure attitude

Notes

What's in it.

Top

Pink pepper, geranium

Heart

Rose, caramel

Base

Sandalwood, Iso E Super

Before launch

50 people

wore these scents before you could. Here's what kept coming up about Crashout.

"The perfume did the shouting"

Worn on a stressful Wednesday. It handled the meltdown solo.

"Hot, sharp, unreasonable"

Loud peppery opening, zero apology. Meant as a compliment.

"Loud but very wearable"

High energy and a bit of attitude, not actual distress.

From our pre-launch tester panel of 50. Verified customer reviews land here once the first orders ship.

Wear it when

You've cancelled and you're not sorry. Duvet days. Recovery.

Field research

Rigorous testing.

the tupperware incidentthe tupperware incident
and then this happenedand then this happened
it is only wednesdayit is only wednesday

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Crashout£48.00 · 50ml