MOOD 02 / 06 · EAU DE PARFUM · GENDER-NEUTRAL

Clean Freak

Correct.

£48.00

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Shipping and returns
Pre-orders ship free. Launch orders dispatch from 21 August with UK tracked delivery. Unopened bottles can be returned within 14 days of delivery. Opened fragrance can't be resold, which is exactly why the £15 Discovery Set exists.
How the £15 credit works
Buy the Discovery Set and we email you a single-use £15 code. It works on any full-price 50ml bottle on this site for 30 days. One use, no catches.
Multi-bottle discount
Add two or more bottles and 15% comes off every bottle in the order, automatically, at checkout. It stacks with your £15 set code.
Ingredients
The full ingredient list is printed on every box and published here at launch. The notes below are the smell, not the regulatory list.
Clean Freak eau de parfum 50ml bottle

The 3-Spray Mood Dial

The only fragrance
you can turn up.

Presentable.

Every scent is designed so you control the strength. One spray whispers. Two carries the room. Three is a decision. Same bottle, three settings.

Presentable.

1 HINT · 2 MOOD · 3 FULL SEND. It's on the bottle for a reason.

Clean Freak story

The story

Everything is folded.
Everything is ticked.

For roughly six hours you are a functioning adult and everybody can smell it. Bright citrus over white florals and soft musk. Nothing sharp, nothing loud. The version of you that answers emails on time.

Not necessarily an honest portrayal of your life. That is the point. One tester called it cold, clean and slightly sharp, like ironed sheets and cut stems. Correct.

Smells like

If you know, you know.

Ironed sheetsCut stemsCold waterClean glassBeing on timeCompetence

Notes

What's in it.

Top

Bergamot, aldehydes, nerol

Heart

Muguet, jasmine, lavender

Base

Sandalwood, soft musk, cashmeran

Before launch

50 people

wore these scents before you could. Here's what kept coming up about Clean Freak.

"Ironed sheets and cut stems"

The description that kept coming back, word for word.

"Competence, not soap"

Precise and modern. Nothing spa about it.

"The big presentation one"

Saved for interviews, clients and days that needed winning.

From our pre-launch tester panel of 50. Verified customer reviews land here once the first orders ship.

Wear it when

Interviews. First days. Meeting the parents. Any occasion where you need to be believed.

Field research

Rigorous testing.

Other moods

You are not one person.

Pairs with · Mood 04 Big Night

The four hours you won't remember. For when correct clocks off.

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Clean Freak£48.00 · 50ml